I asked Charles and Camilla about the roads in Dumfries and Galloway.
"There are no motorways, many of the railway lines have been closed, and the roads are narrow and twisting," said Charles.
"We used a helicopter for some of our journey," said Camilla.
"Boris Johnson wants a bridge from Northern Ireland to this part of Scotland," said Charles.
The barman quoted William McGonagall:
"Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!
"Alas! I am very sorry to say
"That ninety lives have been taken away
"On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
"Which will be remember’d for a very long time."
"Dumfries grew into a major market town during the medieval era, but in recent years has seen its high street - like many others throughout the UK - struggle to attract investment."
Competition: Midsteeple Quarter, Dumfries
Dumfries and Galloway needs investment in world-class hotels, restaurants, roads, railways and tourist facilities.
Only an independent Dumfries and Galloway is likely to achieve this investment.
Dumfries
Dumfries and Galloway has suffered from the Scottish National Party's policy of 'centralisation'.
The Conservative Party is mainly interested in the big landowners, and in 'the military' who control some of the land in Dumfries and Galloway.
The Labour Party appears to be dead.
The small village of Dalton, near Dumfries, has a Thai restaurant.